Life According To Marty Walsh

By Jonathan Polkay

April 26th, 2005 - Marty Walsh spends more time working whining over his ex-girlfriend, and less time on his article!

May 5th, 2005 - Marty Walsh blames his boss, "Baby Huey," and his troubles at work for failing to deliver his humor column.

May 19th, 2005 - Marty Walsh's humor column was unavailable (as usual) as he's currently dodging his duties and apartment hunting when he should be working.

June 2nd, 2005 - Marty Walsh's humor column was unavailable (as usual) as he's continues to look for someone who can help him over come the break up of his girlfriend.

June 30th, 2005 - Marty Walsh's humor column is unavailable (as usual) as he struggles with work issues and tries to find his place in Food Chain and The Circle of Corporate Life…

August 2nd, 2005 - Marty Walsh's humor column wasn't available because of a death in the family... we're allowing Mr. Walsh to use this space on our website for him to morn the passing of his loved one... and work out some "issues."

August 31st, 2005 - Marty Walsh's "Humor" column is AGAIN unavailable. Instead he's working on some issues with his therapist...

September 19th, 2005 - Marty Walsh's column was unavailable- again- as he had to take time out to call his landlord (Jed "The Most Powerful Man in the City" Hoffman) regarding a small matter in his dwelling. We have provided a transcript of the phone conversation- Marty's end has been edited- again- to remove profanity.

October 4th, 2005 - Marty Walsh's column was unavailable for an unreasonable reason! Since Marty Walsh can take the time to accomplish ridiculous tasks given to him by his boss, you would think he would have the time to fulfill his obligations to the readers of his column: you can read more below...

November 8th, 2005- When pressed for an answer to the question about what he actually does with his time and why he hasn't been able to come up with a genuine humor article... Marty Walsh gives us a outline of what a typical day is like for him.

December, 2005 - Special: The Fedora Chronicles columnist Marty Walsh gets a hold of the Original Dialog spoken by James Earl Jones in “Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope.”

January 9th, 2006 - Everyone thinks that there relatives are crazy, until they meet Marty's...

February 1st, 2006 - Rather then work on his next (or first, for that matter) article, Marty Walsh complains about work and stubbles across a clever way to get rid of his boss's son...

April 18th, 2005 - EDITOR'S NOTE: Due to circumstances beyond our control, The Fedora Chronicles staff regret to inform our readers that due to a lack of effort on his part, Marty Walsh has been fired. To be sure you understand the gravity and seriousness of the situation, we have allowed him to present to your the conversation of what was supposed to be the last telephone conversation with him...

May 25th, 2006 - Marty Walsh’s column was unavailable (big surprise) but we managed to find a section from Marty’s “Cucaracha War Journal”. For what it’s worth, here it is…

November 11th, 2006 - Marty Walsh is back (Briefly) after a long absence... and has a brush with the law...

February 5th, 2007 - Marty Walsh's column was - unavailable again due to unknown circumstances (we mean it this time) but we have a transcript from his phone call to his landlord (Marty's side has been edited for profanity.)