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“How the progressives almost stole Christmas,”
By Ryan Anderson
December 18th, 2004
The U.S. loved Christmas, they loved it a lot -However, the ACLU and
progressives did not.
With every carol and every song - The organization thought it was
wrong
Every year to their much dismay, -People were being exposed to a
national holiday.
No matter the message (which always was nice) - They couldn’t
celebrate the philosopher Christ
They hated Christmas so much, that with every mention - They started
to hatch plans of prevention.
They planted the seeds and it started in school, In many a district
there was no more yule.
Very soon few nativity scenes were sold, - And to snuff ‘The
Passion’ you have to be bold.
Never the less, snuff away they did - The people began to blow their
lid.
The people had wondered where the
holiday went
‘The ACLU must be dreadfully bent, - on without any rhyme or reason,
trying to kill this holiday season.’
In schools once more there was some dismay, because Hanukah and
Kwanza were still okay.
When the pointed it out the progressives agreed, because Christmas
promotes bad values like greed.
But soon the people started to rally - They voiced their opinions in
streets and in alleys.
They all stood up, for what they knew was right - And in the end
they won the fight.
So that is the story, it’s true and not lore, of how the
progressives almost stole Christmas in 2004.
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