Slice Of Life

Was life better during “The Golden Era?” Was it better to be a Teen during the 1950’s, 1980’s or today? Who knows, but V.Bee shares with us a story about her mother when she herself was a teen and fuels the debate that maybe things were better and easier back then…

"BORROWING THE CAR.... 1930's STYLE"

A slice of Life by V. Bee

October 26th, 2005



My mother was born in 1921, which meant she was a teenager in the mid 1930's. The world was a very different place when my mother was young. Phonographs had just been invented, jazz was the craze dance of the time.  There were no gangs, no drugs, no pre-marital sex - so, what on earth did kids do back then to get into trouble?  Let me tell you a little story...

Lawrence Leo Wagner, my grandfather and mom’s dad, had a prize possession, which was a new (to him), 
Model T Ford motor car manufactured in the early 1920's (i.e., possibly 1920, 1921, 1922). Grandfather worked for U. S. Steel. In those days, working in a steel mill made a comfortable living, albeit it was a dangerous job (it cost him the sight in one eye). Possessing a “horseless carriage,” in those days, was an indication that the owner’s family was doing well financially. 

Some mischief which gets teenagers get into trouble, no matter how different the era in time, never changes. One of those things is the teenager’s persistent desire to drive the family car as soon as they grow tall enough for their feet to reach the gas and brake pedals. The Model T Ford was one of very first cars ever built. It had a crank engine, which meant that you had to go outside the car, “crank” the handle, step on the gas, and then start the car. It was a very tumultuous operation, and the minute the engine would catch there would be a large “pop” (which sounded more like an explosion), then the engine would cough and sputter before the car would continue to noisily run. The gear shift moaned and groaned from first, second to third shifts, and jolted to a stop when the brake was applied.

No matter how much my mother and her sister Marjorie pleaded with him, Lee (which is what grandfather was called) adamantly refused to let them take the Ford out, or let one of them drive it when he was behind the wheel.  So.......my mother (age 13), her sister Marjorie (age 15), Marjorie’s girlfriend Mary (age 14) and mom’s girlfriend Rita (age 14) devised a plan to sneak the car out of the garage. Under the cover of darkness, the four quietly snuck out of their houses and assembled in the alley behind mom’s house. The four very quietly pushed opened the garage door, physically muscled the Ford out into the alley and then all the way down to the end of the block. With Marjorie (whose feet were the only ones that could reach the pedals) behind the wheel, my mother, Mary and Rita pushed the car around the completely around the block’s corner, where all four were certain no one would hear them crack the engine. The cranked the engine made is usually amount of noise starting up; upon which, the four then jumped in the car and took off for a pleasure ride. Imagine how ecstatic they all must have been, convinced they had gotten away with something that was taboo.

They went joy riding for a couple of hours, until the car was running of gas. They had not gone far from home; the eldest (Marjorie) wouldn’t let them, she knew they had no money for gas. There was just enough gas left in the tank to bring the car back to the end of the block where they lived.  My mother, Mary and Rita got out of the car and they proceeded to roll the car back down the alley toward the garage. The idea was to put the car back without being seen.  But my mother, Mary and Rita could not contain themselves. They were giggling up a mile a minute. The  only one that wasn’t giggling was Marjorie, who sternly (and much too loudly) told other three of them to “BE QUIET or “DAD WILL HEAR YOU!.”  It was a lost cause.... they giggled all the way down the alley to the garage door. They couldn’t help themselves. The sense of victory was intoxicating. They’d been successful!  They’d taken the car out all by themselves! So there!. They’d shown him! Yeah! They went for a ride! Hmf! (who was HE to say they couldn’t drive!). Now, triumph was at hand; they had pushed the proscribed all the way down the alley, all the way to the garage, without being seen!  Wow! They’d done it!

They got the car in front of the garage door, and then they quietly opened the garage door. As Marjorie slowly lifted up the garage door, the 6' 8' tall shadow of grandfather was revealed a bit at time as the garage door was raised. I think you can envision the look on those four teenage faces.... yep, pure terror. The giggling abruptly ceased.  Lee Wagner was standing in the garage, right where the car was supposed to be parked, arms folded, with that stern look on his face that said it all without Lee saying one word. According to my mother, when she told this story, Lee Wagner never said anything to any of them. He didn’t have to. His disgust with them, at that moment in time, didn’t need words for any of the girls to understand just how much trouble they were in,,,, all they had to do was read his facial expression. 

So much for the victory of the moment. That day, my mother learned - well, in fact, I would think that all four of them learned - that parents aren’t so easily fooled by their children’s shenanigans, no matter what the year is.

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