What is Celibacy ??

[Super Ordinary Guy]

Ya know I got drunk in the mountains of the Philippines one time and woke up in the morning next to a female who was a member of the head hunter tribe ...I sure hope that is not my son....

[Hakaider]

Ya know I got drunk in the mountains of the Philippines one time and woke up in the morning next to a female who was a member of the head hunter tribe ...I sure hope that is not my son....

SOG, I guess you almost lost your head there for a second.

But at least, if you did have a son, she'll give you the heads up that your son will be really "headstrong".

[Super Ordinary Guy]

Ya know I got drunk in the mountains of the Philippines one time and woke up in the morning next to a female who was a member of the head hunter tribe ...I sure hope that is not my son....

SOG, I guess you almost lost your head there for a second.

But at least, if you did have a son, she'll give you the heads up that your son will be really "headstrong".

If he is my son, I will just take a header off a big cliff....

I am head strong that way....

[n11pilot]

Ya know I got drunk in the mountains of the Philippines one time and woke up in the morning next to a female who was a member of the head hunter tribe ...I sure hope that is not my son....

SOG, I guess you almost lost your head there for a second.

But at least, if you did have a son, she'll give you the heads up that your son will be really "headstrong".

I wanted to post something funny but since my mind is suffering from a double entendre log jam I'll just post another.

[CharlieB]

This is celibacy!


This is where Dr. Phil steps in and yells, "What were you thinking!".

Cheers!

Dan

I think celibacy would be followed quickly by "unemployable..."

[Major Eaton]

Call me what you will, but...

...any port in a storm came quickly to mind.

[Eric Renderking Fisk]

Here's a funny question; but what happened to this kid that would cause him to do that to himself?

[n11pilot]

Here's a funny question; but what happened to this kid that would cause him to do that to himself?

Either this is a desperate cry for attention, any kind of attention, or he passed out drunk after severely insulting his roommate who happens to be the owner of a piercing and tattoo parlor.

[Major Eaton]

...what happened to this kid that would cause him to do that to himself?

Political Correctness. There's nothing anyone can do about it.

[Hakaider]

Either this is a desperate cry for attention, any kind of attention, or he passed out drunk after severely insulting his roommate who happens to be the owner of a piercing and tattoo parlor.

I vote that he severely insulted his roommate who happens to be the owner of a piercing and tattoo parlor.

[Super Ordinary Guy]

...what happened to this kid that would cause him to do that to himself?

Political Correctness. There's nothing anyone can do about it.

I think he had a very hard paper route, not much milk as a kid, and was dropped on his head at a very early age....

Not to mention his mother was frightened by a very large parrot which was perched on a head hunters shoulder......

Or something equally as devastating as that......

[Eric Renderking Fisk]

Could you look at that picture and not say he's not suffering from some kind of mental illness?

[n11pilot]

Could you look at that picture and not say he's not suffering from some kind of mental illness?

Quite possibly caused by heavy metal poisoning.

[DanielJones]

Bet that nose jewelry is a real hazard during cold season. I know, never mind scraping the bottom of the barrel, I tend to kick it over and see what is underneath.

Honestly though, who was the git that talked him into that. "Look, you're not exactly a looker to begin with so you really have nothing to lose. How about some extreme piercings and floral tattoos, lets say, on the face?"


Of course if he is dating someone, one would think that they have a serious mental issue as well and need some serious lithium therapy.

Cheers!

Dan

[CharlieB]

Could you look at that picture and not say he's not suffering from some kind of mental illness?

Quite possibly caused by heavy metal poisoning.

I think air travel is not in this guy's future either...I say that having just gotten back from South Carolina on business.