What is Celibacy ??

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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Super Ordinary Guy » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:29 pm

Ya know I got drunk in the mountains of the Philippines one time and woke up in the morning next to a female who was a member of the head hunter tribe :oops: ...I sure hope that is not my son.... :evil:
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Hakaider » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:08 am

Ya know I got drunk in the mountains of the Philippines one time and woke up in the morning next to a female who was a member of the head hunter tribe ...I sure hope that is not my son....


SOG, I guess you almost lost your head there for a second.:lol:

But at least, if you did have a son, she'll give you the heads up that your son will be really "headstrong". :mrgreen:
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Super Ordinary Guy » Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:00 am

Hakaider wrote:
Ya know I got drunk in the mountains of the Philippines one time and woke up in the morning next to a female who was a member of the head hunter tribe ...I sure hope that is not my son....


SOG, I guess you almost lost your head there for a second.:lol:

But at least, if you did have a son, she'll give you the heads up that your son will be really "headstrong". :mrgreen:
If he is my son, I will just take a header off a big cliff....

I am head strong that way.... :wink:
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby n11pilot » Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:01 am

Hakaider wrote:
Ya know I got drunk in the mountains of the Philippines one time and woke up in the morning next to a female who was a member of the head hunter tribe ...I sure hope that is not my son....


SOG, I guess you almost lost your head there for a second.:lol:

But at least, if you did have a son, she'll give you the heads up that your son will be really "headstrong". :mrgreen:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

I wanted to post something funny but since my mind is suffering from a double entendre log jam I'll just post another. :lol:
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby CharlieB » Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:37 pm

DanielJones wrote:This is celibacy! :roll:
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This is where Dr. Phil steps in and yells, "What were you thinking!".

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I think celibacy would be followed quickly by "unemployable..."
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Major Eaton » Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:47 am

DanielJones wrote:Image


Call me what you will, but...

...any port in a storm came quickly to mind.
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Eric Renderking Fisk » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:47 pm

Here's a funny question; but what happened to this kid that would cause him to do that to himself?
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby n11pilot » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:20 pm

Eric Renderking Fisk wrote:Here's a funny question; but what happened to this kid that would cause him to do that to himself?





Either this is a desperate cry for attention, any kind of attention, or he passed out drunk after severely insulting his roommate who happens to be the owner of a piercing and tattoo parlor.
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Major Eaton » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:43 pm

Eric Renderking Fisk wrote: ...what happened to this kid that would cause him to do that to himself?



Political Correctness. There's nothing anyone can do about it.
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Hakaider » Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:29 pm

Either this is a desperate cry for attention, any kind of attention, or he passed out drunk after severely insulting his roommate who happens to be the owner of a piercing and tattoo parlor.


I vote that he severely insulted his roommate who happens to be the owner of a piercing and tattoo parlor. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Super Ordinary Guy » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:33 pm

Major Eaton wrote:
Eric Renderking Fisk wrote: ...what happened to this kid that would cause him to do that to himself?



Political Correctness. There's nothing anyone can do about it.


:skull_rotfl: :skull_rotfl: :skull_rotfl:

I think he had a very hard paper route, not much milk as a kid, and was dropped on his head at a very early age....

Not to mention his mother was frightened by a very large parrot which was perched on a head hunters shoulder......

Or something equally as devastating as that...... :wink:
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Eric Renderking Fisk » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:46 am

Could you look at that picture and not say he's not suffering from some kind of mental illness?
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby n11pilot » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:55 am

Eric Renderking Fisk wrote:Could you look at that picture and not say he's not suffering from some kind of mental illness?




Quite possibly caused by heavy metal poisoning.
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby DanielJones » Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:53 pm

Bet that nose jewelry is a real hazard during cold season. I know, never mind scraping the bottom of the barrel, I tend to kick it over and see what is underneath. :wink:

Honestly though, who was the git that talked him into that. "Look, you're not exactly a looker to begin with so you really have nothing to lose. How about some extreme piercings and floral tattoos, lets say, on the face?"
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Of course if he is dating someone, one would think that they have a serious mental issue as well and need some serious lithium therapy.

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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby CharlieB » Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:34 pm

n11pilot wrote:
Eric Renderking Fisk wrote:Could you look at that picture and not say he's not suffering from some kind of mental illness?




Quite possibly caused by heavy metal poisoning.


I think air travel is not in this guy's future either...I say that having just gotten back from South Carolina on business.
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