n11pilot wrote:Super Ordinary Guy wrote:n11pilot wrote:JohnnyDollar wrote:Well if they do decide to come in and start consuming humans, I will gladly offer up my ex-wife whom should feed a family of five aliens for at least a month.
No, I am not bitter at all.....
Interesting idea, JD. I'm on pretty good terms with all of my EXs except one, er, do you think the aliens would like Peruvian food?
Hmmm I like Peruvian food, I will trade you two slightly used Americans for one Peruvian but I don't want the brother in law.......
SOG, I don't don't know if you'd enjoy this Peruvian dish. She has the legs of a showgirl, the heart of a mob boss, and the mind of a Bulgarian loan shark.
You had me at "legs of a showgirl"

