Yup. This is what really caused the sinking of the RMS "Titanic".


n11pilot wrote:I have it on good authority that the sinking was caused by a failure to pay a fair share of taxes. When it was discovered how much the Titanic cost, a board in Washington decided that it was unfair for people to spend their own money in such a "selfish" way.
The board determined that since the ship cost so much parts of the hull should be redistributed to other ships that did not have the opportunity to spend as much on their construction. This redistribution was in the form of a fair hull tax.
When the White Star line complained to DC that the redistribution of critical elements of the hull put the massive liner in danger the board replied,"I do think that at some point you have spent enough money on hull integrity. We all benefit when we spread the hull integrity around."
The board also added,"Maybe due to the cost of hull integrity you may be better off just giving the passengers a pill; to calm them down. Besides our panel has determined that the ship is too young to encounter any problems."
OK, maybe that's not what really happened, I mean it's not like the Titanic was a country or anything.

Super Ordinary Guy wrote:The Titanic SUNK????????????????????![]()
What am I going to do with these tickets I just bought for a cruise this summer ???
davidg wrote:Well, if it goes with several other podcasts I've listened to this year....
When in doubt .... ALIENS! ....
...or better. .. a misfire of the infamous Tesla Death Ray?
Doug Palumbo wrote:This thread is funny but I really dont understand the ongoing mystique surrounding the sinking of the Titanic. Poor seamanship coupled with a flawed design/reportedly substandard materials sank the ship. What is the draw to the story?
blackthorn wrote:Doug Palumbo wrote:This thread is funny but I really dont understand the ongoing mystique surrounding the sinking of the Titanic. Poor seamanship coupled with a flawed design/reportedly substandard materials sank the ship. What is the draw to the story?
I think any time you have more than a thousand people die due to incompetence, folks are going to find it interesting, as in "it could have been me."
Doug Palumbo wrote:This thread is funny but I really dont understand the ongoing mystique surrounding the sinking of the Titanic. Poor seamanship coupled with a flawed design/reportedly substandard materials sank the ship. What is the draw to the story?
By the way, I didn't like the movie either. You knew from the start Jack was doomed to die in the sinking and any sence of romance or wonder was heavy handed and carefully marketed. Boo James Cameron.
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