O.K. here's another "bright" speedster, and this one sounds like a bad plot from a cheap porno movie.
18-year-old Taylor Burnham, (Who was heavily drunk & wearing nothing but her cowboy boots) recently led a police car chase in Corpus Christi, Texas. The car chase was actually done at a very slow speed, and it never went faster than 30 miles per hour. She was arrested after driving her Jeep for a mile and a half. (If it got any slower, you would have to press "pause" on the video.)
The obvious lessons here are that, don't drive when you are drunk, and when you are driving...Please make sure that you are WEARING your clothes.
You can read more here:http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/kiah-n ... 1181.story