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Cowboy and condoms

Postby Super Ordinary Guy » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:54 pm

A Cowboy walks into a drugstore and walks right up to the Cashier.,

Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE.


CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR?

Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!!

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Re: Cowboy and condoms

Postby DanielJones » Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:56 pm

Image :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers!

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Re: Cowboy and condoms

Postby Eric Renderking Fisk » Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:06 pm

Hey, it's the 2010's.... Paper or plastic?
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Re: Cowboy and condoms

Postby n11pilot » Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:49 pm

:skull_rotfl:




Thanks SOG, I needed that! :lol:
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Re: Cowboy and condoms

Postby CharlieB » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:48 pm

Eric Renderking Fisk wrote:Hey, it's the 2010's.... Paper or plastic?


Oh No, now I have thoughts of "green" condoms, like the reusable shopping bags.....must....get....the...though....out.... :x
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Re: Cowboy and condoms

Postby Eric Renderking Fisk » Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:20 pm

How do you recycle a condom? Turn them inside out and shake the funk out of them!
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Re: Cowboy and condoms

Postby n11pilot » Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:21 pm

Eric Renderking Fisk wrote:How do you recycle a condom? Turn them inside out and shake the funk out of them!



Of course not! That is truly gross. You wash them on gentle cycle with an ecologically sound detergent and tumble dry them. You then roll them back up on a broom handle. :D










NOTE: The above is just a joke and the writer accepts no responsibility if anyone tries this method of recycling. The relief of liability includes but is not limited to any STDs or unwanted children that the recycler may acquire.
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Re: Cowboy and condoms

Postby CharlieB » Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:28 pm

n11pilot wrote:Of course not! That is truly gross. You wash them on gentle cycle with an ecologically sound detergent and tumble dry them. You then roll them back up on a broom handle. :D


God, I hope they don't shrink in the dryer...
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Re: Cowboy and condoms

Postby Chivewarrior » Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:53 pm

Actually, honest truth, I got an email a few weeks ago that began "Condoms are not recyclable" and went on to tell us that they're the number-1 item that's in the recycling bins that shouldn't be. Bear in mind that we are all college students here.
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