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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby Eric Renderking Fisk » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:52 pm

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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby Super Ordinary Guy » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:26 pm

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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby Eric Renderking Fisk » Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:48 pm

I would love to know who said this first: Thank God we didn't get everything we wished for when we were too young and too stupid to know better.
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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby Major Eaton » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:34 am

Eric Renderking Fisk wrote:I would love to know who said this first: Thank God we didn't get everything we wished for when we were too young and too stupid to know better.


Something tells me it was Satan...
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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby n11pilot » Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:14 pm

"Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace, and those who could make a good peace would never have won the war."

Winston Churchill
"I prefer the tumult of liberty to the quiet of servitude."
Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby CharlieB » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:14 pm

The truth is more important than the facts.

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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby n11pilot » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:04 pm

"Those who beat their guns into plowshares will soon be plowing for those who did not."



This quote has been attributed to Thomas Jefferson but since there is no primary source for this its origin is somewhat apocryphal.
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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby ortega76 » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:22 pm

"I have done that," says my memory. "I cannot have done that" -- says my pride, and remains adamant. At last -- memory yields.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-H.L. Mencken
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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby DanielJones » Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:47 pm

The little Vagabond

Dear mother, dear mother, the church is cold,
But the ale-house is healthy and pleasant and warm;
Besides I can tell where I am used well,
Such usage in Heaven will never do well.

But if at the church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
Nor ever once wish from the church to stray.

Then the parson might preach, and drink, and sing,
And we'd be as happy as birds in the spring;
And modest Dame Lurch, who is always at church,
Would not have bandy children, nor fasting, nor birch.

And God, like a father rejoicing to see
His children as pleasant and happy as he,
Would have no more quarrel with the Devil or the barrel,
But kiss him, and give him both drink and apparel.

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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby Major Eaton » Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:13 pm

"Spare Rib, anyone?" ~ Adam
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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby Major Eaton » Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:53 pm

Louis Brandeis, Supreme Court Justice 1890

"It is now well established that the Constitution protects the right to receive information and ideas. . . If the First Amendment means anything, it means that a State has no business telling a man, sitting alone in his own house, what books he may read or what films he may watch. Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. . . Georgia asserts the right to protect the individual's mind from the effects of obscenity. We are not certain that this argument amounts to anything more than the assertion that the State has the right to control the moral content of a person's thoughts."



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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby DanielJones » Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:02 pm

An artist is a creature driven by demons. He doesn't know why they choose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why.
William Faulkner

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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby DanielJones » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:53 pm

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby ortega76 » Fri May 25, 2012 10:26 pm

"If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart. . . I'll always be with you."
-Christopher Robin to Winnie the Pooh

I need to tell this to my daughter every night.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Re: Daily quotes...

Postby ortega76 » Fri May 25, 2012 10:33 pm

"I will hurt you for this. A day will come when your joy will turn to ashes and you will know the debt is paid."
―Tyrion Lannister
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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