Daily quotes...

[DLFerguson]

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!" ~Homer J. Simpson

[Eric Renderking Fisk]

Verna: What're you chewin' over?

Tom Reagan: Dream I had once. I was walkin' in the woods, I don't know why. Wind came up and blew me hat off.

Verna: And you chased it, right? You ran and ran, finally caught up to it and you picked it up. But it wasn't a hat anymore and it changed into something else, something wonderful.

Tom Reagan: Nah, it stayed a hat and no, I didn't chase it. Nothing more foolish than a man chasin' his hat.

[DLFerguson]

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
~Homer J. Simpson

[DanielJones]

Cheers!

Dan

[Dixie_Amazon]

Harry Dresden of The Dresden Files after being told he is a cynic. " I think cynics are playful and cute."

[n11pilot]

"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts........and beer."

Abraham Lincoln

[Eric Renderking Fisk]

Leo O'Bannion: You hear about Rug?
Tom Reagan: Yeah, RIP.
Leo O'Bannion: They took his hair, Tommy. Jesus, that's strange, why would they do that?
Tom Reagan: Maybe it was injuns.

[Doug Palumbo]

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
~Homer J. Simpson

Tops!

[Eric Renderking Fisk]

Tom Reagan: So what's the deal, you get to live and Verna has to be Leo's girl?
Bernie: I have nothing to do with that, she'll sleep with anyone Tom, you know that! She even tried to teach me a thing or two about bed antics once. Some crackpot idea about saving me from my friends. She's a sick twist all right.
Tom Reagan: She speaks highly of you.
Bernie: Yeah, well, you stick by your family.

[n11pilot]

Tom Reagan: So what's the deal, you get to live and Verna has to be Leo's girl?
Bernie: I have nothing to do with that, she'll sleep with anyone Tom, you know that! She even tried to teach me a thing or two about bed antics once. Some crackpot idea about saving me from my friends. She's a sick twist all right.
Tom Reagan: She speaks highly of you.
Bernie: Yeah, well, you stick by your family.

OK, admit it Erik. You have an autographed, leather bound copy of the script to this movie in your night stand, don't you?

[Eric Renderking Fisk]

It's not in my night stand. What kind of sicko do you think I am?

Wait... how many different kids of sickos are there?

[n11pilot]

It's not in my night stand. What kind of sicko do you think I am?

Wait... how many different kids of sickos are there?

Well, if you have to ask........

[Blackthorn]

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
~Homer J. Simpson

That's priceless!

[Solera0]

OK, admit it Erik. You have an autographed, leather bound copy of the script to this movie in your night stand, don't you?

It's not in my night stand. What kind of sicko do you think I am?

He's lying! He actually has it in his laptop that he keeps next to the bed!

[n11pilot]

OK, admit it Erik. You have an autographed, leather bound copy of the script to this movie in your night stand, don't you?

It's not in my night stand. What kind of sicko do you think I am?

He's lying! He actually has it in his laptop that he keeps next to the bed!

Ah-ha! I knew it!