DLFerguson wrote:Eric,
You've hit on the one thing that always cracks me up when I watch a STAR TREK movie: no matter what the problem, no matter where it is, the Enterprise is always the only ship able to respond to the crisis. Even if it's disabled and has no crew, it is always the only ship the Federation has available.
Makes you wonder why they even have a Starfleet, don't it?
I remember some Japanese comic book poking fun at that- they had an entire series (I think it was called Star Trekker, but I'm not positive) that explained why Star Trek always focused on the crew of the Enterprise:
because everyone else in the Federation was a complete idiot.The series featured a Constitution-class starship with a female captain who always carried a baseball bat and beat the crap out of her crewmates/Klingon enemies. She always had the ship fire first, and generally her ship ended up separating the saucer section and the secondary hull exploding, destroying any surviving enemies.
When she took the Koybayashi Maru test, she ordered the ship to fire on Koybayashi- which blew up the ship, and ended up detonating all the Klingon ships as well. ("I gave them a swift death as opposed to capture & torture by Klingons.") - Kirk flunked her for that, and she called him an asshole.
In one especially hilarious episode that paralleled The Voyage Home, her ship became disabled by the probe, and in a childish act of revenge, she orders the ship to do a time-warp around the sun so she can go back to 1987 and eat one of the whales.
Hey, I just searched Amazon and found it:
http://www.amazon.com/Star-trekker-Atel ... B0006OVFWCAt least I know I wasn't dreaming the whole thing.
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