Henri Defense wrote:Pajamas?! Only way to go is right in the buff! No twisting or bunching...and ya know what they say, skin to skin contact is the best way to keep warm.
Also, nothing scares away a would be theft or prankster like charging at them full frontal.
n11pilot wrote:Henri, what do you say when you confront a cat burglar in full frontal? "Shotgun, I don't need no stinking shotgun!"
I'm glad to see you have your priorities, Pilot!Now speaking as a bachelor (For you married guys try to recall that time when you were really happy, right before the lights went out.) I have several pairs of classic pajamas. The reason being that occasionally I have a friend of the female persuasion spend the night. On those occasions I lend them the tops, just the tops.
To the married guys I want to say I was just kidding. I know that you have the best life and are much happier than I am as a single man. I am forced to console myself by doing what I want when I want, spending my money on frivolous things like renting airplanes and collecting guns, and occasionally dating cocktail waitresses half my age. Really I envy you, really.
Major Eaton wrote:You bunch of east coast dollops. The Good Major once ran outside during the infamous Northridge Quake of '94 around 4:35 that morning. Thank goodness it was still o'dark thirty.
The death toll would have been much higher if others saw this mamajama running house to house to check on my neighbors sans his PJ's...
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