NFL Superbowl VXLVI Tickets-You Reap What You Sow

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NFL Superbowl VXLVI Tickets-You Reap What You Sow

Postby Hakaider » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:04 pm

A man named, Jason Elia spent $8000 for 2 Superbowl XLVI tickets last year, so he could watch the big game LIVE with his girlfriend on February 5, 2012 in Indianapolis at the Lucas Oil Stadium. (Jason Elia is a television writer in Nashville, Tennessee, and he had also originally planned to propose marriage to his girlfriend last Christmas.)

However, he was diagnosed with bladder cancer on November 7, 2011, and when he told his girlfriend about the news, she immediately dumped him without hesitation. The ex-girlfriend then demanded to Jason that he should give her the SuperBowl ticket, and told him that she was entitled to the ticket, because he had bought the tickets "With her in mind".

The good news is that Jason's recovery rate for his cancer is now at 87%, and Jason is giving away that expensive extra free Superbowl ticket for free.

And that selfish ex-girlfriend will never be able to touch that Superbowl ticket. (You reap what you sow.)

You can read more here:

http://www.complex.com/sports/2012/01/m ... sb-tickets
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Re: NFL Superbowl VXLVI Tickets-You Reap What You Sow

Postby Blackthorn » Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:08 pm

I love it! Well, not him having cancer, but her getting locked out.
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Re: NFL Superbowl VXLVI Tickets-You Reap What You Sow

Postby Eric Renderking Fisk » Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:36 am

Awe... man... he could have used those tickets to find another girlfriend!
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Re: NFL Superbowl VXLVI Tickets-You Reap What You Sow

Postby n11pilot » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:46 pm

I would say that the guy learned a lesson far more valuable than the Superbowl tickets. He learned that his criteria for the choice of a future wife is somewhat flawed.

His EX learned two valuable lessons. One, she learned that her EX was not going to let his illness define him and that he has a spine. Two, she learned that if you act like a heartless hoochie you will be portrayed as such in many blogs. Lots of luck finding a new guy.
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Re: NFL Superbowl VXLVI Tickets-You Reap What You Sow

Postby Major Eaton » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:44 pm

n11pilot wrote:I would say that the guy learned a lesson far more valuable than the Superbowl tickets. He learned that his criteria for the choice of a future wife is somewhat flawed.

His EX learned two valuable lessons. One, she learned that her EX was not going to let his illness define him and that he has a spine. Two, she learned that if you act like a heartless hoochie you will be portrayed as such in many blogs. Lots of luck finding a new guy.


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