HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYONE !!!

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HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYONE !!!

Postby Super Ordinary Guy » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:42 pm

IT'S FESTIVUS PEOPLE ! And I would like to offer my sincere wishes that we all do well in the "Feats Of Strength" segment...

That would indeed be a FESTIVUS MIRACLE !!! :mrgreen:
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Re: HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYONE !!!

Postby n11pilot » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:05 pm

Back at ya!

I have been doing 12 ounce curls all year in preparation of the "Feats of Strength" event. :D
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Re: HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYONE !!!

Postby Eric Renderking Fisk » Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:03 am

I just posted the link to our new home page... with a new animation.

http://thefedorachronicles.com/index.html

Have a great Christmas, everyone.
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Postby The Boogen » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:31 am

I wanted to share this with my boys on line...

Finding Dulcinea wrote:The first is "The Origins of Christmas,"in which we note that "Since the mid-fourth century, Western Christians have celebrated Christmas on Dec. 25 to honor the birth date of Jesus Christ. The date is not supported by Biblical evidence, however, and the true origins of the celebration may lie in secular festivals centered around the winter solstice." We discuss the fourth-century deliberations, and how, in 17th Century Britain, Christmas was for a time banned because its celebration engendered immoral behavior. Our article continues with the significant role played by authors Washington Irving and Charles Dickens in establishing Christmas as a peaceful, family-oriented holiday.

Some of this information is repackaged, and supplemented, in our Q&A article on the history of Christmas.

Lastly, we take note of 9 famous historical events that happened on Christmas Day, from the crowning of King Charlemagne to Washington crossing the Delaware to Gorbachev resigning.


Christmas is one of my favorite holidays, except it keeps me away from the computer because of all my baking. Be safe and warm this weekend... and call your mother!
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Re: HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYONE !!!

Postby Eric Renderking Fisk » Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:42 am

Here are two articles I wrote for Christmas' past.

It’s A Wonderful Life…

“Nackles,” - Dark Christmas Nostalgia
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Postby Blackthorn » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:40 pm

OK, I only just now got time to look up Festivus to see what I was being wished, and once again I see I'm a day late (hopefully not a dollar short). So happy BELATED Festivus to all here!
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Re: HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYONE !!!

Postby Indy Parise » Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:07 am

Eric, your "Nackles" post, particularly the part about turning the darkness around for the Holiday season really resonated with me and my family. Friday, my family and I went to NYC to see the sights at Christmas. I didn't get to go last year and it's one of my favorite things to do (particularly visiting St. Patrick's Cathedral and praying for a bit), so we made a point of going this year. Of course, we went to see the tree at Rockefeller Center and I heard alot of people voicing the same sentiments you wrote about; how it just didn't feel like Christmas this year, and I thought about how that tradition was started. It was 1931 and Rockefeller center was being built under the black cloud of the great depression. Christmas came; another Christmas where people felt lost and had little to be thankful for, but the workers at the center found the biggest tree they could and put it up, thankful for their job and what little else they had. They turned their Christmas around and brought hope, happiness, and cheer to thousands of people in desperate need of it. This was a time far worse, economically, than our current situation, but people were still able to find Christmas cheer and be thankful for the little things: a loving family, a home, or tonight's meal. This, I think, is the spirit missing nowadays. My generation, especially, seems unwilling and unable to do without. My Dad has sacrificed alot the last few years to give my family a decent Christmas, selling guitars from his collection to buy gifts. Last year, our house was broken into and all of his jewelry was stolen (luckily, mine was in Chicago with me and my Mother's was in a safety deposit box), so I decided this year to try and give back. I sold some jewelry I don't wear much to get him a ring to try to start replacing what was taken. I'm coming to a point in life where I'm becoming more and more aware of the declining state of things and, rather than wanting to postpone the holidays, I feel we need them more than ever to inspire us to buck up and push forward. Christmas is not about commercialism and spending (contrary to what many seem to believe), but about gift giving from the heart and being thankful for your family and friends. As I said, I like to sit a bit in St. Patrick's Cathedral and pray silently. Something about that big old church gets me choked up, I think it's the architecture; not the grandeur of it or anything, but the fact that the people who built it and spent all that time on the intricate stonework must have really believed in something. I figure if a stone-worker spent most of his life to carve that ceiling, I can take a minute or two to pray and be thankful. Anyway, this is being written at 2 AM so I apologize if it's a bit rambly. To quote probably my favorite rendition of A Christmas Carol "It is the season of the spirit. The message, if we hear it, is make it last all year."

Also, as pertains to Nackles, look up Krampus. Pretty much the same myth, only this was widely taught to children around Christmas time.
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