What is Celibacy ??

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What is Celibacy ??

Postby Super Ordinary Guy » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:40 pm

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.


While attending a Marriage Weekend we became friends with a couple named Frank and Ann, on this day they were sitting right in front of us.

Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men.

"Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,

"Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.

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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby n11pilot » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:25 am

The poor guy. Was the right answer Pillsbury? :lol:
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby The Oracle » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:43 am

:lol:
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Super Ordinary Guy » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:33 am

n11pilot wrote:The poor guy. Was the right answer Pillsbury? :lol:


I don't know, I didn't want to ask or try to answer, I might be next :cry:
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby DesertBaron » Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:32 am

That's hilarious. I can't help but wonder if my wife would laugh at this, or slap me for showing it to her.
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Super Ordinary Guy » Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:48 pm

DesertBaron wrote:That's hilarious. I can't help but wonder if my wife would laugh at this, or slap me for showing it to her.

Sometimes it is better to bite ones tongue than wag it ....... 8)

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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Blackthorn » Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:45 am

Super Ordinary Guy wrote:
DesertBaron wrote:That's hilarious. I can't help but wonder if my wife would laugh at this, or slap me for showing it to her.

Sometimes it is better to bite ones tongue than wag it ....... 8)

:lol:

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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby DanielJones » Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:12 pm

I suppose if she was into the Renaissance Festivals it should have been King Arthur flour. :wink:

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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Bazooka Goof » Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:00 pm

What is celibacy?

The correct answer is: Ask a Trekkie! :wink:

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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby DanielJones » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:17 pm

This is celibacy! :roll:
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This is where Dr. Phil steps in and yells, "What were you thinking!".

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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby n11pilot » Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:01 pm

Whiskey-tango-foxtrot! :shock:
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby The Oracle » Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:35 pm

What the HELL is that????
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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Eric Renderking Fisk » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:20 am

The one contraceptive that works 100% of the time - "Hi, I'm a Trekkie. How about you?"

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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby Doug Palumbo » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:25 am

Bazooka Goof wrote:What is celibacy?

The correct answer is: Ask a Trekkie! :wink:

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Re: What is Celibacy ??

Postby DanielJones » Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:46 pm

n11pilot wrote:Whiskey-tango-foxtrot! :shock:


Yep. That was my reaction too. It was so weird I had to share. And I emphasize "it".

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