Cowboy and condoms

[Super Ordinary Guy]

A Cowboy walks into a drugstore and walks right up to the Cashier.,

Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE.


CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR?

Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!!

[DanielJones]

Cheers!

Dan

[Eric Renderking Fisk]

Hey, it's the 2010's.... Paper or plastic?

[n11pilot]

Thanks SOG, I needed that!

[CharlieB]

Hey, it's the 2010's.... Paper or plastic?

Oh No, now I have thoughts of "green" condoms, like the reusable shopping bags.....must....get....the...though....out....

[Eric Renderking Fisk]

How do you recycle a condom? Turn them inside out and shake the funk out of them!

[n11pilot]

How do you recycle a condom? Turn them inside out and shake the funk out of them!

Of course not! That is truly gross. You wash them on gentle cycle with an ecologically sound detergent and tumble dry them. You then roll them back up on a broom handle.










NOTE: The above is just a joke and the writer accepts no responsibility if anyone tries this method of recycling. The relief of liability includes but is not limited to any STDs or unwanted children that the recycler may acquire.

[CharlieB]

Of course not! That is truly gross. You wash them on gentle cycle with an ecologically sound detergent and tumble dry them. You then roll them back up on a broom handle.

God, I hope they don't shrink in the dryer...

[Chivewarrior]

Actually, honest truth, I got an email a few weeks ago that began "Condoms are not recyclable" and went on to tell us that they're the number-1 item that's in the recycling bins that shouldn't be. Bear in mind that we are all college students here.